I thought I could love her... Songtext

She sounded so sweet on myspace
But did she Photoshop that face, I don't know...
She wanted my love, she wanted my care
She wanted a clump of genital hair
But the end to this lovely tale
is when I learned she lived in jail
And when I went there I thought whatisit.
I got a big surprise on the conjugal visit
She was a man, and not a pretty one
She was a man, and it wasn't fun