I Work In A Saloon Songtext

I work in a saloon, pulling shit pints for shit wages.
It's a busy night tonight and the bar is full of all the girls
I've ever shagged, or tampered with, or kissed, or even just fancied.
A pub full of conquests, knockbacks.

Between the laughter I can hear my name and then,
Tthrough the gap between the swing doors and floor, I see your feet.
You push open the doors and walk in and as always all heads turn
And the room becomes silent,
Except for the sound of your DM's scuffing on the floor.