If I Were A...I'd Songtext

If I believed everything I saw on televiison I'd...Think Like Brady Bunch Eat Wendy's for lunch Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much Get a 9 to 5 never have a life Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife Then I'll be a cop! And I won't be stopped Power trippin' robot just chewin' off my ear.