If Only Songtext

If only we could turn our heads
Into cheeses
We could jump into a mushroom omelette
And make it taste
Oh so much better

If only we could turn our heads
Into leaves of lettuce
Hanging out in the salad bowl
With tomatoes and carrots
Some blue cheese dressing on top
That would be quite fine, I think,
If only we could do that

But we can not
We can not turn our heads
Into any kind of food at all
It simply cannot be done
We must look elsewhere for answers