I'm Dyslexic Songtext

I was only seven when I learned how to read I got the education every child is guaranteed We read around the classroom Teacher hollered "Next!" I was only comfortabl ewhen reading Hebrew text I?m dyslexic and I?m mad D-A-M Well I met a boy named Otto I loved him for his name ?cause backwards and forwards it always looks the same He took me to a musical I gave him such a hug I said "What a great production of Annie Get Your Nug" I?m dyslexic and I?m mad D-A-M Backwards forwards sideways up and down and down and out It?s all so topsy turvy it makes me want to shout "Is there anybody out there who could lift this mental fog?" I may not be religious but I do believe in Dog Driving down the highway on a dark and stormy night I hit the left hand signal Of course I headed right A cop gave me a ticket and what was even worse when I went to pull away from him I threw it in reverse Tish happens D-A-M Some folks think it?s a handicap but I think that they?re wrong ?Cause I get the backwards lyrics in those heavy metal songs Internet connections and pet psychology the timer on the VCR they all make sense to me I?m dyslexic Hot Damn! M-A-D I?m dyslexic and I?m Mad D-A-M