Jail Songtext
I keep going on dates but only the bad ones
So I don't wanna commit, don’t help that he’s handsome
Got sweaty hands, greasy hair, questionable morals
There won't be a second date for no amount of dollars
Oh, I have tried to leave
You can't let it be
You need a reason why? So I lie
I’m in jail, they denied me bail
So I don't wanna commit, don’t help that he’s handsome
Got sweaty hands, greasy hair, questionable morals
There won't be a second date for no amount of dollars
Oh, I have tried to leave
You can't let it be
You need a reason why? So I lie
I’m in jail, they denied me bail
After that I’ll be a nun
That’s probably more fun
Take the hint babe we are done
Why is it hard to find someone normal
Someone who‘s ego isn't enormous
But whatever I try, every date is a surprise
And really not the kind that I would like
Oh, I have tried to leave
You can't let it be
You need a reason why? So I lie
I’m in jail, they denied me bail
After that I’ll be a nun
That’s probably more fun
And I got chicken pox
Don’t touch, I itch a lot
And I need to learn guitar
‘Cause one day I’ll be a star Take the hint babe au revoir
That’s probably more fun
Take the hint babe we are done
Why is it hard to find someone normal
Someone who‘s ego isn't enormous
But whatever I try, every date is a surprise
And really not the kind that I would like
Oh, I have tried to leave
You can't let it be
You need a reason why? So I lie
I’m in jail, they denied me bail
After that I’ll be a nun
That’s probably more fun
And I got chicken pox
Don’t touch, I itch a lot
And I need to learn guitar
‘Cause one day I’ll be a star Take the hint babe au revoir
