Jennifer's Baby Songtext

Jennifer waited a year and a day. She went to the doctor. They told her to pray. She knew there was only so much they could say. So, Jennifer decided there must be a better way. Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale. Jennifer's baby just came in the mail. She's pink and she's perfect in every detail. And Jennifer's a mommy now. Jennifer always wanted a kid. When they said that she couldn't she said, ";Heaven forbid."; She said, ";I'll adopt";. And that's what she did. Now they've got a stroller, a high chair and a crib. Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale. Jennifer's baby just came in the mail. She's pink and she's perfect in every detail. And Jennifer's a mommy now. Jennifer has a girl baby. She's healthy and strong and sweet as can be. And Jenny and Larry and baby make three. Once there was a couple. Now there's a family. Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale. Jennifer's baby just came in the mail. She's pink and she's perfect in every detail. And Jennifer's a mommy now.