Jingle Bombs Songtext

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass

By the US military



(That is not funny!)



Ooh

Jingle Bombs

Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?



Ooh

Jingle Bombs

Jingle Bombs

US soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head



I used to be a man

But every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam

My nuts keep falling off



My bombing days are done

I need to find some work

Perhaps it's would be much safer

As a convenient store nightcler



Jingle Bombs

Jingle Bombs

I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you



I kill you