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- How To Make Your Death Fun Songtext
- They Points At Them Songtext
- The News Is Planning To Kill You Songtext
- Old Women Who Say "Well I Never", Couples That Murder Songtext
- The Crowd Songtext
- Let's Pick Up The Phone Songtext
- Doing Comedy Over Another Comic, Revamping A Classic Songtext
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- Bits The Mainstream Will Think Are Really Weird Songtext
- Universal Studios, Catalina Island Songtext
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- The Bonus Joke Songtext