Life Begins At 40 Songtext

- "We'd like to welcome you here to the Dakota Country And Western ClubAnd in return for Miss Yoko Ono's wonderful gift of a very strange...I'd like,this morning, to sing you a little ditty that occured to me in the throes of my sleepIt's called "Life Begins At 40"They say life begins at forty;age is just a state of mind.If all that's true,you know, that I've been dead for thirty-nine.And if life begins at forty,well, i hope it ain't the sameit's been tough enough without that stuffI don't wanna to be born again.Well, I tried to sweep the slate cleanwith a new broom ev'ry dayif that don't work,I'll jerk around until my next birthdayyeah, life begins at forty,age is just a state of mind.Well, if all that's trueyou know that I've been dead for thirty-nine.