Long Gone Geek Songtext

Weird goings-on at the County JailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairtrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15Convinced his self it's all a dreamHe's got a pet black tabby catthat carries a gun and wears a Stetson hatThe door flies open, in strides GeekLooking like the front page of NewsweekHe says to Lou in a voice of glee,'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?'Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand upas green as a leaf in a tea-cupWhen on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted catWhich breaks Geek's neck like he was a ratLong gone Geek!