Love, American Style Songtext

"I know you," she said, "You're that guy from my TV!
You're that guy who killed all those kids!"
We got off to a pretty good start.
"Oh, boy, look what we've won!
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!"
Love, American Style
"Oh, yeah, um...which one?
Geraldo or Montel or good old Oprah?
All those shows are one.
The eating of brains and the bleeding of hearts,