Love, Office Supplies, and Other Simple Things... Songtext

She gave me a fishhook
It was bent from a paper clip
I had no intentions to use it
So I put it on my jacket.

Now I think I love her
But what am I to do?
You know how much it hurts
When you love someone who doesn't love you.

Show my hair with a switchblade
And I look like the Fonz
We ain't sweethearts
And no one really was