Machinegun Tits McMurphy And His Side Arm Betty Lou Songtext

Or got confused by the in betweens

They try to keep their sanity

Among all the obscene



Oh Machine gun tits MacMurphy

And his side arm Betty lou

You always keep a clear head

And know exactly what to do



Well Machine gun tits MacMurphy
And his side arm Betty Lou

They Hit a moral shit storm

And then they didn't know what to do

So they got a little plastered

And they took a little chance

And they killed the ones who made them killers

In a Gun Powder dance



Oh machine gun tits MacMurphy

And his side arm Betty Lou

You sure did screw up this time

Now what the hell you gonna do



Oh machine gun tits MacMurphy

And his side arm betty lou

They done the deed they came for

Then they didn't know what to do

So they kept on running as a hero

To the common man

And the law responded with a swift

Well I'll be Damned

And Machine gun Tits MacMurphy

And his side arm betty lou

Were gunned down in Oklahoma

With tommy gun bullets through and through

And the sergeant was heard saying

They were too big for the can

And a self righteous smile

HA HA we got our man



Oh machine gun tits MacMurphy

And his side arm betty lou

Well you were cornered by the Big man

With nothing left to do

So Machine gun tits MacMurhpy

Well he popped out Betty lou

But in a flailing hail of gun fire

His sins caught up to him and then he paid his dues