Magical Potion Songtext

I've tried every conceivable pill to stop me from getting so ill but when the ship starts to rock n roll I've got to reach for me medical bowl And it would take a magical potion to carry me across the Atlantic ocean it's no good you saying it's quicker by air I'd be very much sicker if I went up there. I'd like to see America the President and his Cadillac car. Everythings fine in America but I don't think that I'll get that far 'cause it would take a magical potion to carry me across the Atlantic ocean no good you saying it's quicker by air I'd be sicker if I went up there. Everything in America's fine the Coca Cola and the Neon sign Broadway is the place for me though it's a place that I'll never be I'd like to go to California put some flowers in my hair I'd like to go to Hollywood see the film-stars if I only could But it would take a magical potion to carry me across the Atlantic ocean no good you saying it's quicker by air I know I'd be sicker if I went up there.