Military Man Songtext
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Military man goes to war in the sand,
And he goes "Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!"
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say "Ooooh no! Ooooh no"
He don't know where to stand in the chain of command,
Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan,
Ahhhh ahhhhhh,
Military man gets his meat from a can,
And he say "Alright! Alright!"
And he goes "Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!"
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say "Ooooh no! Ooooh no"
He don't know where to stand in the chain of command,
Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan,
Ahhhh ahhhhhh,
Military man gets his meat from a can,
And he say "Alright! Alright!"
He his a driver of a weapon van,
And he goes "Ahhhhh ahhhhh!"
He's got only one plan and there's blood on the sand,
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man,
Wahahahhah Woooooah,
[note: not quite clear about some of the elements in this stanza, feel free to edit]
There's no caracao in his mai tai,
He's like to play a little game of nasdooshi level dooshi die
Dooshi die, dooshi die, dooshi die, (?)
Ahhhhhhh
Military man play a freedom jam,
And he say "Ooh yeah, oooh yeah!"
Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan,
"Alright, alright"
He gonna give you a napalm tan,
If sees you reading the Quran,
Military man,
And he goes "Ahhhhh ahhhhh!"
He's got only one plan and there's blood on the sand,
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man,
Wahahahhah Woooooah,
[note: not quite clear about some of the elements in this stanza, feel free to edit]
There's no caracao in his mai tai,
He's like to play a little game of nasdooshi level dooshi die
Dooshi die, dooshi die, dooshi die, (?)
Ahhhhhhh
Military man play a freedom jam,
And he say "Ooh yeah, oooh yeah!"
Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan,
"Alright, alright"
He gonna give you a napalm tan,
If sees you reading the Quran,
Military man,
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