Missed Connections Songtext
I pop out, every girl gonna pull her man closer
Everybody want me, they could only have me on a poster
Heard he got a bitch so plain that he wouldn't even post her
If I can't get him back then I'ma take a bath with a toaster
I could never settle for an ugly ass trick
I need a man with a twenty inch dick
That was this guy, we can call him Rick
He was kinda rich, but his Porsche had a stick
Told him, "Pull over, let's check the dipstick"
Said he liked the way I apply my lipstick
Everybody want me, they could only have me on a poster
Heard he got a bitch so plain that he wouldn't even post her
If I can't get him back then I'ma take a bath with a toaster
I could never settle for an ugly ass trick
I need a man with a twenty inch dick
That was this guy, we can call him Rick
He was kinda rich, but his Porsche had a stick
Told him, "Pull over, let's check the dipstick"
Said he liked the way I apply my lipstick
When he asked me if I'd be his chick
I played too hard to get and hе moved along quick
Just another damn missed connеction
When we should've been fuckin' on a yacht with no protection
Saw him in the club with a bum bitch in his section
Trade stays goin' down like a recession
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade
Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
Once upon a time, I met this country guy
Pulled up in his truck and he got me all heart shape-eyed
Talked real smooth and he asked if he could slide
But when he hopped out, wasn't tall enough to ride
There was this other guy, his name was Clyde
I'll say his real name 'cause, well, he died
He did a lot of blow but he made a lot of dough
When I saw him I just had to say "Hi"
Said he liked the way my DSL's pout
And he didn't even ask about my body count
Went to his place, there was cops all around
He had overdosed on his couch
It's a missed connection
Just another damn missed connection
When we should've been fuckin' on a yacht with no protection
He was so fine and he always kept his erection
I guess that's just natural selection
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade
Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade
Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
I played too hard to get and hе moved along quick
Just another damn missed connеction
When we should've been fuckin' on a yacht with no protection
Saw him in the club with a bum bitch in his section
Trade stays goin' down like a recession
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade
Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
Once upon a time, I met this country guy
Pulled up in his truck and he got me all heart shape-eyed
Talked real smooth and he asked if he could slide
But when he hopped out, wasn't tall enough to ride
There was this other guy, his name was Clyde
I'll say his real name 'cause, well, he died
He did a lot of blow but he made a lot of dough
When I saw him I just had to say "Hi"
Said he liked the way my DSL's pout
And he didn't even ask about my body count
Went to his place, there was cops all around
He had overdosed on his couch
It's a missed connection
Just another damn missed connection
When we should've been fuckin' on a yacht with no protection
He was so fine and he always kept his erection
I guess that's just natural selection
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade
Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
You can call me Miss Connection
Know you're missin' out on my affection
Either way, I'ma get paid
Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade
Just another missed connection
Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection
New bitch, she ain't like me
Nothing like C-H-A-S-E
