Monosyllabic Girl Songtext

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
where she likes to spin and twirl
she says sure and cool and yeah
she's my monosylabic girl
I take her to the university, she says huh
I take her to out anniversary, she says one
I take her to the jewelry store
I say diamonds, she says pearl