Mushmouth Songtext

It's been some time since I heard you say,
"Fuck off, you fucking scumbag, give me my life back and let the dog in on your way out."
I try to focus on what I want to say,
but my four sentence diatribes turn into jumbled lies.
Can't I be like Mush Mouth and bullshit my way through?
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else.
Can't I do anything to make you want me?
Why can't I make plans and be a real man?
We'd play Parcheeze like psychopaths.
I'm not as stupid or fucked up as you think.