My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada Songtext

She cooks like my mother
and sucks like a Hoover

I e-mail her every single day
just to make sure that everything's okay
It's a pity she lives so far away
in Canada

Last...
week she was here but she had the flu
Too bad...
'cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad...
there wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed...
with her legs up over her head

OH!

I wish you could meet my girlfriend But you can't because she is in Canada
I love her
I miss her
I can't wait to kiss her!
So soon I'll be off to Alberta...
I mean, Vancouver...

Shit!
Her name is Alberta
she lives in Vancouver

She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada!!

And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!!!