My Name Is Jay And I Am An Alcoholic Songtext

there I said it now.
To anyone who will listen
and I said it really loud.
My kidney's fuckin' killin' me
my memory is in bits
my wallet is always empty
and in the morning I feel like shit.

But I'm bored of waking up
and not remembering where I've been
I'm bored of blurry memories
and forgetting people's names
I had a beer for breakfast
and talked about Hairy Dog,
and I always start the evening
with a few Sambuca shots

Oh my name is Jay and I'm an alcoholic,
there I said it now.
To anyone who will listen and I said it really loud.
My kidney's fuckin' killin' me
my memory is in bits
my wallet is always empty
and in the morning I feel like shit.

Well I'm giving up the booze,
but it won't be forever.
I'm just gonna prove that I can do it
and test my will power
I doubt that you'd believe me
If you knew me from Atom
'cause my love affair with alcohol
has never been a problem.