One Shake Songtext

What can I do? God only knows
Sat at home watching the grass grow

You are so weird and wonderful
I am so crazy and callous
God damn, I lost my way
But that's okay because
I've only gotta say one shake and we're friends again
One kiss a romantic twist
And later on, you never know, the feeling might grow
It could escalate into something devastatingly

Singing a song
Whistle a tune
If you'll be the bride
I'll be the groom
Is it for real?
Hell I don't know
Sat at home watching the grass grow
I'm stuck in my room
My loony cocoon
With the doom and the gloom
And the doom and the gloom
I've lost my get up and go
Sat at home watching the grass grow

You are so weird and wonderful
I am so crazy and callous, god damn
I lost my way but that's okay because
I've only gotta say one shake and we're friends again
One kiss a romantic twist
And later on, you never know, the feeling might grow into

One shake and we're friends again
One kiss a romantic twist
And later on you never know the feeling might grow
It could escalate into something devastatingly debonair

Sound the violins
I'm destitute
All my life I've been rebuked
How can I ever leave this low?
Sat at home watching the grass grow

And this is a start, and that was an end
I like my couch, so I'm on the mend
Continents conquered, worlds overthrown
Sat at home watching the grass grow

One shake and we're friends again
Once kiss a romantic twist
And later on, you never know, the feeling might grow into

One shake and we're friends again
One kiss a romantic twist
And later on, you never know, the feeling could change
You could come on my couch
Roast on my range
If I took regular strokes and handle with care
It could escalate into something devastatingly debonair