Party Rock Band Songtext

My album sucks, the critics say I can't sing and I can't play All I care about is sex and money I look out-dated, I think that's funny chorus But I'm too shallow to really give a damn Cause I sing for a party rock band In '86, fans ripped out my hair Now it's '96, there ain't none there The girls used to talk dirty to me But now it just really hurts when I pee chorus But I'm too stoned to really give a damn 'cause I sing for my party rock band Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me You can be my two and only I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man solo My agent says I need publicity Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously So wrecked my car into a telephone pole Tried to date the singer from Hole But Courtney didn't love me Don't they understand? Cuz I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don't care about nothing unless I'm getting laid Party rock band.