Pickup Truck Songtext

"haha. Big Ed number 32, about to kick it up for you

saddle it up it's country time"



[x2]

Baby girl I don't mean to be rude

I just wanna take you out

show you what I'm about

Take you out in my pickup truck

Baby you 'bout to get stuffed


I'm a liuttle bit country

I love to play ball

that's why I got my jersey

retired on the wall

so you better have some fear

cause I'll have you shook like you seen a big old bear

but in Connecticut you're likely to see a deer

and I'm the first damn person to knock out a queer



Ain't gonna lie, I know I'm kinda funny

people hang around me cause they know I'm worth money

I drive a pickup truck

Jump higher than a bunny



Back on my ground, I'm the people's champ

So historic, got my own postage stamp

So go ahead take a voyage to my domain

Not one of yall gangstas will remain

I'll show you my gramps, his name is Bob

He'll tell you to pull up your pants, you look like a slob

Then wack you on the head with a corn on the cob



[x2]

Baby girl I don't mean to be rude

I just wanna take you out

show you what I'm about

Take you out in my pickup truck

Baby you 'bout to get stuffed



Damn I said girl, she be scoutin/ me out

askin' all my damn friends what I'm about

They tell her I'm 6 foot 8 and I love to play ball

see him with a different girl everytime at the mall

It's too bad, a little bit too late

See Big Ed is surely gonna get that date

and leave her boyfriend at home and let the master-bate (Boy)

It's just a fact

why Eddy gotta be a pimp like that?

I'm white and I'm country, don't walk with a limp

I make thugs in the hood look like a wimp (oh no)



So lemme get back to my date

I'm pullin' off tearing through a whole new gate

I'm a gentleman, even help her with her seat

She sittin' down thinkin' why we so damn neat?

So amazed by the size of my big ass feet

That's a tell tale sign she'll be suckin' my (oh boy!)

And I know what you're sayin'

I'm such a woman hater

But every now and then there comes one you can cater

It's just that prized girl you can never even hate her

But till that time comes I'm a still be a player (yup)



Not gonna lie, that was at my all time high

I'm a changed man, wannabe head of the state

Hit a grand-slam when the woman steps to the plate (okay)



[x4]

Baby girl I don't mean to be rude

I just wanna take you out

show you what I'm about

Take you out in my pickup truck

Baby you 'bout to get stuffed