Pink Peg Slacks Songtext

I went downtown last night, gonna dig a show Walked past the display window of a big department store When I looked inside this window, hangin' off of the racks Down there near the bottom was a great pair of pink peg slacks I gotta have 'em; yeah, what I need for 'em is cash Well well, have a lot of cash & wear crazy pink peg slacks Well, I walked up to a salesman & said, "Mister, I'm flat broke But I gotta have them pink slacks." He said, "What is this, man, a joke?" Well, I asked him how much money; he said, "Add 4 & 8" I said, "Man, them pants is crazy; them's pink pair of acetate!" I gotta have 'em; yeah, what I need for 'em is cash Well well, have a lot of cash & wear crazy pink peg slacks I went to see my baby, asked her for some dough She said, "Well, you know, I love you, honey, but what you need this money for?" Well, I talked about them baggers I saw across downtown She got a sawbuck from her daddy & I turned my Ford around I gotta have 'em; yeah, what I need for 'em is cash Well well, have a lot of cash & wear crazy pink peg slacks Brought the Ford to a stop, rushed into the store Said, "Man, I got a sawbuck." He said, "No, you need 2 bucks more" I said, "What's the matter, can't I charge you?" He said, "You don't get these things for free" I said, "But Mister, you just don't know what those pink peggers mean to me!" I gotta have 'em; yeah, what I need for 'em is cash Well well, have a lot of cash & wear crazy pink peg slacks