Pink Razors Songtext
- Disapproval Rating Songtext
- Bigger Boat Songtext
- New Justin (I Wanna Be) Songtext
- Sew It Seams Songtext
- Comfortably Dumb Songtext
- Sincerity Is So Pretentious Songtext
- Get Out Of The Shower (You're Already Washed Up) Songtext
- Up A Lazy River Songtext
- Spring Fevers Songtext
- Summer Colds Songtext
- Dischord, Datchord Songtext
- Prince Of The Land Of Stench Songtext
- If We Can't Sit At The Table (Then Let's Knock The Fucking Legs Off) Songtext
- Pinch A Penny, Grab A Dollar Songtext
- Self-Pity Begot Self-Importance Songtext
Waiting To Wash Up (2006)
- Fine Food 5:15 Songtext
- Dear Jurisprudence Songtext
- Do You Wanna Go To Maymont? (Coupleskate) Songtext
- Blackout Detective Songtext
- Totally Nautical, Dude Songtext
- Pour It Straight Onto My Brain Songtext
- Dogs In Headlocks Songtext
- Burglarized! Songtext