Poor Pete Is A Bit Self Conscious Songtext

Poor Pete is a bit self-conscious and he thinks that he's a vampire.
He gets into his off-white Saturn and heads into the suburbs.
He looks at himself in the mirror, like a girl putting makeup on.
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth, but the don't accept coupons.

Is this gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true?
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.

Poor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he likes to think he's ultra cool.
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie while she's playing bumper pool.