Radiation Song Songtext

The one-legged newt

That was caused from disaster

At reactor's core

A meltdown expected

To start a war

Now I bought myself

A lead ascot

It looks good but

I'm startin' to rot


Hey you

With that green glow in your har

I swear I see a tear

In your radiation wear

Somehow it's there



Razorblade boomerangs

And iron hands

Crossbows and hockey pads

Are in demand

Toxic waste

In synthetic place

Can add an eyeball

To your face



Hey you

With that green glow in your hair

I swear I see a tear

In your radiation wear

Somehow it's there



Hey me

You know your gums

Are starting to bleed

I've got some shrink-to-fit

Mutated genes

And some bleak posterity

If they end up like me



I am Humongous..

Everybody knows I own the wasteland

And now may I introduce to you

Benji The Tap-dancing Mutant boy



"Hi I'm Benji

I'm a tap-dancing mutant

I wasn't always like this

I was born a normal boy

But now I live in this world of joy!"



It's Benji from Peoria

Don't drink the water

I implore ya

But his mom and dad

They were exposed

And that's how the neutrons grow



Hey you

With that green glow in your hair

I swear I see a tear

In your radiation wear

Somehow it's there



Hey me

You know your gums

Are starting to bleed

I've got some shrink-to-fit

Mutated genes

And some bleak posterity

If they end up like me



Just walk away...

Just walk away...

There's been too much violence...

Just walk away...