Redneck Holiday Songtext

Fucking zombies everywhere, animated dead
The sheriff says he'll pay a buck a head
Call uncle Joe and get his truck, let's bring the family
Beers, guns and dogs we'll keep our country clean

There's no more need to have respect for the dead
They're even stupider than me
Go get the 12-gauge and we'll fill em with lead
Perfect excuse for a redneck killing spree