Ring Finger Songtext
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
We was two years in, it was just about time that the line got walked and the knot got tied
I was tired of giving up the milk for free, so I said, "Boy, you better get on one knee"
Well, he popped the question and I took that rock, and I made me an appointment at the beauty shop
Got a little white dress and a boutonniere while he was laying with the dog, drinking day-old beer
Then he picked me up when the big day came, the courthouse was just about a mile away
Saw a long black hair on a short bench seat, I said, "That there hair don't belong to me"
I hollered, "Tell me who"
He said, "Babe, it ain't like that"
I said, "Read between the lines"
Kept the cash and left his ass
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
Woo-hoo
I had the windows down, diamond in the wind, I had half a mind to call up his friend
I called my ma, said, "Cancel the shower," I's mad as hell, but it was happy hour
I hit up the pawn, I hit up the bar, I hit on the bouncer, and I took it too far
Took it to the back, took it to the front, and I took it wherever the hell I want Wherever I want
Wherever I want
I got the ring, he got the finger
He got a cheating country song, and buddy, I'm the singer
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah! Woo!
So, this here song's for all the girls
Who had the balls to walk away from Earl
Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel
Let me hear it if you know what I mean
Ya lost your man, but ya took the bling-bling
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer (Jerry)
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
I got the ring
He got the bird
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
We was two years in, it was just about time that the line got walked and the knot got tied
I was tired of giving up the milk for free, so I said, "Boy, you better get on one knee"
Well, he popped the question and I took that rock, and I made me an appointment at the beauty shop
Got a little white dress and a boutonniere while he was laying with the dog, drinking day-old beer
Then he picked me up when the big day came, the courthouse was just about a mile away
Saw a long black hair on a short bench seat, I said, "That there hair don't belong to me"
I hollered, "Tell me who"
He said, "Babe, it ain't like that"
I said, "Read between the lines"
Kept the cash and left his ass
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
Woo-hoo
I had the windows down, diamond in the wind, I had half a mind to call up his friend
I called my ma, said, "Cancel the shower," I's mad as hell, but it was happy hour
I hit up the pawn, I hit up the bar, I hit on the bouncer, and I took it too far
Took it to the back, took it to the front, and I took it wherever the hell I want Wherever I want
Wherever I want
I got the ring, he got the finger
He got a cheating country song, and buddy, I'm the singer
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah! Woo!
So, this here song's for all the girls
Who had the balls to walk away from Earl
Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel
Let me hear it if you know what I mean
Ya lost your man, but ya took the bling-bling
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer (Jerry)
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
I got the ring
He got the bird
