Root Canal Of The Heart Songtext

Roger Wingtip is my dentist there?s no one can compare when he talks about bicuspids he makes you really care I once chewed three packs of licorice to spend more time in his chair Roger Wingtip is my dentist there?s no one can compare Oh Roger you cause me pain an ache that cannot be diminished with Novocain Oh Roger when we?re apart it feels like root canal of the heart One day I got the chance to tell him what I had to say I said " I rink I ruv ru" but his hands got in the way He looked at me and said "Yes, I think the weather?s fine today" Only once I got the chance to tell him what I had to say Roger stood so close I could almost smell his breath and that needle he was holding well it scared me half to death but he whispered "are you comfortable?" and I softly answered "yeth" Roger stood so close I smelled the garlic on his breath Oh Roger you cause me pain an ache that cannot be diminished with Novocain Oh Roger what have you done my heart is broken and bleeding like my gums