Sam Songtext

He saw an ad for a job in a casino

He joined the crew
And ripped of everyone

He didn't like his job
No it wasn't that much fun

After quitting that
He then joined a church

And sang all day on his special perch
He sang every note that he was allowed

The room started filling with his special crowd
The room smelt of smoke, the mic smelt of beer

Everyone was psyched
And he acted so sincere
The more popular he was the more he was a freak
People started hating him, his life became bleak

So he became a psychic and got plastic surgery on his beak
Got his own talk show, and got canceled in a week...