San Berdoo Sunburn Songtext

Tapping time with one good finger I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger We make plans and then we head out to San Bernardino We get gas at the local P & M Buy a coke in a can made of tin We drink fast because We're headed out west to San Bernardino And we shall miss Carolina And the east coast as opposed to the west We won't shed any tears though Nor even be sad because we know The western desert is the best! I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9 Me and this girl I think she's pregnant And we're headed to San Bernardino And then when we hit Texas We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat We'll stop on over in Dallas And visit my friend but we can't stay For more than a week I've got the south in my veins But California in my mouth And that's the simple reason Why i'm leaving the south Me and this girl and she's so foxy And we're heading to San Bernardino Whoo That was close we crossed the Tennesse state border They would've locked us up by the sheriffs order Yes we're freaks But they can't touch us out west In San Bernardino