Satan Gave Me a Taco Songtext

And after I was done
The salsa melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla
Got stuck in my throat
And the stains on my clothes
Burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was a-trembling
And I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty
And I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose
Tore off all my clothes
Turned on the water
And it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along
And she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with her handbag
'Til I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked
My body badly bruised In a pool of my own blood
Unconscious and confused
Well the cops came and got me
And threw me in their van
And I woke up on the ceiling
And I couldn't find my hand
They took me to the judge
His eyes a-glowing red
The courtroom was filled
With witches and the dead
Well the sheriff was a hellhound
With fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up
And chained to the walls
The air was getting thick
The smoke was getting thicker
The judge read the verdict
Said, "Cut off his head!"
Well they placed me on the altar
And they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode
When I noticed the Marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines
Cameras and the lights
Some guy with a microphone
Running' around dancing' in tights
And I noticed the crew
And the band playing' down below
And I realized I was in a rock video
So I went and joined the band
And I went out on tour
And I smoked a lot of heroin
And I passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies
(Awe yeah)
Started fires backstage
(Awe yeah, start 'em up)
Made a lot of money
(Awe yeah, I'm making it)
And I gave it all away
(Give it all to me)
Well the band got killed
(Awe, bunch of losers)
So I started a solo career
(Awe haw, yeah)
And I won all the awards
(Get 'em all now)
And I drank all the beer
(Drink it all up; get funky)
And I opened up the taco stand
Awe haw
Just to smell the smell
Cooking' with the devil
Frying' down in hell

(Get busy)