Schmooziphisus The Great Songtext

we're going out tonight its time to kiss some ass my wallets full of green and i got my backstage pass i'll smile and smoke a lot can i buy you another drink? lets talk about my band, we're amazing don't you think? i'll kiss your ass to get anything i gots to have me that brass ring and when i get it you can bet i'll forget your name but that's just how we play this game why should i bust my ass if you can help me out? i'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout pretty soon i'll make it big with all the schmoozing that i do and when you need a hand i'll piss all over you