Secret Admirer Songtext

She's got a sweet little asset That can take her places Where they don't recall names But they remember faces She knows how to use those feminine graces She spends a lot of time by the swimming pool And if dancing was a brain disease She'd be a dancing fool And though she doesn't go to bed On the first date as a rule... She goes downtown It's all marble and mirror She casts sideways glances She's got a secret admirer She's the All-American Made in America Object of desire Yes, yes she is She drives a sporty little foreign job everywhere She has a lifetime subscription to Vanity Fair Her favorite charity Is the man who does her hair Well, the advertising boys buy it And sell it as beauty You run out to find a copy like An unquestioned duty It's no secret that the boys At the disco call her 'Tooty' Tooty fruity go-rooty She goes to the disco It's all chrome and mirror She casts sideways glances She's got a secret admirer She's the All-American Made in America Object of desire Yes, yes she is She's got a sweet little asset She's got a sweet little asset She's got a sweet little ass...set