Selfie#Theinternetisforever Songtext

In the background there's a toddler, cryin' on the toilet seat

You oughta be ashamed, of your selfie
Now why you gotta go and tweet it?
When you really oughta just delete it
Now we all want to unsee it but we can't
You oughta be ashamed (but you're not)

Spring Breakin' in Daytona, in the middle of a keg stand
It's all fun and games 'til your daddy follows you on instagram
You oughta be ashamed, of your selfie
You oughta take that stick and break it in half
Show a little sense, show a little class
You took it of your face but you know you're really showing your ass

Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
But if you're texting some girl that you just met
Pictures of your little Brett Favre
You oughta be ashamed, of your selfie
You oughta be ashamed, of your selfie
Let's all sing together, the internet is forever
Come on you oughta know better, the internet is forever
Making out with your professor, the internet is forever
Naked with an Irish sweater, the internet is forever
Smoking in your third trimester, the internet is forever
He said his name was Heather, the internet is forever
Can that T-Shirt get any wetter? the internet is forever
Where the hell you get that sweater? the internet is forever