Shit Boat (No Fans) Songtext

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crrrap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks!

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a ??? barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristoff's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn