Show And Tell Songtext

Show And Tell Ashley: Yeah, Bob. That should do it. Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning? Ashley: Our friend Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick. Mary-Kate: How come? Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure. It's Sunday night and tomorrow is that day I'll sit down in the circle and Miss Cunningham will say... "Who's brought something special, who would like to share?" I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there! Show and Tell, I just can't take it Show and Tell, I'll never make it Everybody brings such interesting things But not me Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it! Show and Tell, I've always stunk at Finding something cool To show the other kids at school Like Jennifer brought a sea shell Jessica showed her snake Justin brought his new little brother A real live baby, give me a break! Nicholas had a fossil And Natalie had a skull I looked on my shelf and said to myself "Dull, dull, dull!" Show and Tell, the others love it He gets hives, just thinking of it Anything I choose Is sure to be a total snooze Once I brought a marble, A really pretty marble The kids said "Look...a marble..." I thought I was gonna die A Show and Tell day victim But Mondays, now, I've licked them I stand on two feet and tell a complete Lie, lie, lie! Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine! Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine! Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell Today? Ahh gee! Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine! Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine! Had it in my hand-I just don't understand, where did it go? Show and Tell-has lit a fire In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really! Show and Tell-my brother ate it! Show and Tell-my dog peed on it? Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe and my mother said "Drop that thing before it kills you" Honest! Show and Tell