Single Lady (Remix) Songtext

Now listen, now listen, LISTEN,
I was there through your bid in prison
Ya know I coulda been your wife,
But sucks for you,
Boo-hoo,
I would never rent a tux for you.
Excuse me, I'm buzzing like bumblebees,
Football & they all wanna fumble me.
I was a thirty-two D in my Dugarees,
Can I have a couple more cucumbers, please?

Now I'm that bitch,
now I'm the bad witch,
I need a lot of cheese up on my sandwich.
Just got a new boyfriend,
he's Pepe Le Pew,
And he just bought me two Geseppi shoes. (thank you!)
That's one for right, & one for the left.
Yes to the left, left, to the left. Now we should all go to Jerry Springer,
And you could put the ring up on my middle finger.

(Beyonce)
All the single ladies [x7]
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it (x2)

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cause you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it (x2)

Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a man that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny,
to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you want
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone

[Nicki Minaj:]
Hey, hey -
And just like a ghost,
you'll be gone, gone.
Diddy Bop, like Sean, John, John.
Anyway, I like Lauren Lon-don,
Get my chopsticks, get me my won-ton.
Cus you thought you'd win,
but I'd knew you'd lose,
Honey, I'm flyer than altitude crews,
Yes, I'm cool, you can chuck deuce,
Nicki been hot since Duck, Duck Goose.

[Beyoncé:]
All the single ladies [x7]
Now put your hands up

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it (x2)


(Thanks to hayhayhay345 for correcting these lyrics)