Snack Crack Songtext

We've come such a long way from fishes in the slime
To monkeys at the zoo, well now it's feeding time
Twenty-four hour drinking, what were they thinking?
CCTV cameras catching your good kicking

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To be rich and famous would suit you just fine
To speak with David Bowie in martian and in mime
Big Brother on the telly is just another case
Of lying on the sofa with a moron in your face

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Here's a little sweetie to rot your perfect teeth
Here's instant credit to help you have belief
This is marketed pop and we're building all the time
But to love mediocrity isn't such a crime

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So that's a little story now we're running out of time
The ice caps are melting but the weather's looking fine
Identikit addiction is just another symptom
Of six billion people causing too much friction

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My shoes are made by children on the other side of earth
They don't get a piss break but I think it's worth it
Looking cool and talking black is just another case
And if they direspect you slap your bitch's face

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