Snoopy The Dogg Songtext

From the streets of St. Paul, come home, I bounce.
Snoopy the dog, snoozin' atop my dog house.
I may play it Joe Cool, but I know my place,
As a world famous World War One flying ace.
T'was a dark and stormy night, when I grabbed my ammo,
Faced that curse-ed Red Baron in my Sopwith Camel. {Snoopy: Whooa!}
I'm livin' my life as I wish,
And I do a happy dance when there's food in my dish.
If Woodstock is ever under attack, (Flabby fat cat!)
I'll smack the cat next door, because I got my birdie's back!
(Yeah, the king of 4-panel strips,
We rule United Feature Syndicate!)
What's my supper-lovin' name?

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[vocalists scat to the tune of "Linus and Lucy"]

It's the round-headed kid, sigh and a frown,
On the pitcher's mound, Good Ol' Charlie Brown. Gonna win the baseball game is his big belief.
A line drive blew his clothes off again. {Linus: Good Grief!}
Peppermint Patty calls him 'Chuck', and thinks he's fine,
But it's the little red-haired girl who gets his Valentine.
Lucy's a thug, watch her lie like a rug,
Pull the football away, he flies and lands with a (UGH!)
No shock, he's a blockhead who always gets mocked.
Christmas gets him down, on Halloween he got a rock.
After losing yet another to the Kite-Eating Tree,
He said, ["Why is everybody always picking on me?"]

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!

[Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more,
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score.
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany.]

Now Linus believes the Great Pumpkin's in the air.
The blanket-toting thumb-sucker just don't care. (Yeah.)
Sally's 'sweet babboo' won't face the truth.
Needs some help from the nickel psychiatry booth. {Lucy: Nickels, nickels!}
Lucy's temper is huge.
Begrudge a fuss-budget who dislikes my pooch smooch. {Lucy: Bleah!}
Thinks to Schoeder she's bethrothen,
But he just ignores her, playin' Beethoven.
Steppin' with Peppermint Patty.
A tomboy with Marcie doting on her. (Don't call me 'sir'!)
But forget all them, 'cause there's no equal to me, the street beagle. {Snoopy: Hey!}
What's my Charles-Schulz-in' name?

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[vocalists scat to the tune of "Linus and Lucy"]

[spoken over outro:]
Hey, what's this cloud of smoke? Oh, it's just Pig-Pen.
Let's go meet up with Franklin at Knott's Berry Farm, only 10 miles from the LBC.
Thanks for everything Sparky. We miss you. Peace.

[No dogs allowed.
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum,
Who wears a yellow shirt with a zigzag on the front?
Walks in the classroom cool and slow,
Racin' for his life at 8 years old.
B – E – A – G – E – L !]

{Charlie Brown: Rats!}

{Lucy: I oughta slug you!... You blockhead!}

{Charlie Brown: Why can't I have an ordinary dog like everybody else?}