So Called Friend Songtext

she's a smart and funny twisted girl
simple and consistent full of life (sinful inconsistent full of lies)
I met (call) my so called friend by (an) accident
she is definitely not heaven sent

do you feel the pain in all this shame would you like to play do you feel the pain

I had a friend named Sheryl she always put her life in peril
she thinks she's oh so ready traps the man she likes she's very scary...