Spy Vs. Spy Songtext

he lights up the cigarrette he bums from me
and settles in for a great big waste of time
he says, "do me a favor, you smug motherfucker,
tell me something that makes you happy. say whatever comes to mind."
and i say, "i love seeing grown men wearing jesus t-shirts.
my personal favorite says 'the lord's gym: his pain is your gain.'
i love thinking about how it must make them feel when they put it on in the morning.
i love everything that gets everybody through their everyday,
especially things that never, never work."
he says, "there you go, man. don't you know that even when you're nice you're still a jerk?"