Stud And A Babe Songtext

Women 1 I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck. But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck. Man 1 Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill, But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill. If I were a stud. Women 1 If I were a babe. Man 1 The kind of guy girls love. Women 1 The kind of girl guys crave. My breasts would be rounder. Man 1 My pex would asound her. Women 1 My legs would be longer. Man 1 My buns would be stronger. Women 1 My locks would be flowing Man 1 My chest hair would be showing. Women 1 My hips would be slimmer. Man 1 My butt would just simmer. Both Oh oh oh Women 1 I'm gonna go up and seduce him. Both Oh oh oh Man 1 She'll be begging me for more. Both Oh oh oh Women 1 Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him. Man 1 Tonight I'm gonna score yeah! A stude Women 1 A Babe Man 1 She'll love. Women 1 He'll crave Both Oh oh oh If I were a.... (dialogue) Man 1 Julie, I'm not stud. Women 1 I'm not a babe. Man 1 I'm not a guy girls love. Women 1 Well, I'm not a girl guys crave. Man 1 Really? Women 1 I'm awkward and whiney Man 1 My biceps are tiny Women 1 I'm not to athletic Man 1 My clothes are sinthetic Women 1 My nails are all chewed off Man 1 My hair is all glued on Women 1 My hips are all gulpy Man 1 Well mine are real lumpy Both Oh oh oh Women 1 Every night I'm always snoring. Both Oh oh oh Man 1 Yea my feet can really stink Both Oh oh oh Women 1 Yea I'm homely and I'm boring Man 1 Well let me buy you one more drink Women 1 Yea Man 1 No stud Women 1 No babe Man 1 I love Women 1 I crave Both Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh