Sweep Me Off My Feet Songtext

Hey, you, I'm not bold or cool or masculine
Maybe you're just waiting for the perfect Latin lover to walk in
I'm not him
Between my penis and my chin is Camembert and shame
I used to be elegantly thin
I'm sorry babe, we both missed that train
Oh, no, if I follow you all your girlfriends will know
Then I'll wind up with the other fools waiting
Wasting, wasting his time following you 'round
Another lonely guy with longing in his eye