Tape Songtext

Tape sticks to everything
Like peanut butter and chicken wings
But thank goodness that you've got some good old tape

I got a piece of tape stuck to my nose
It wrapped around my eyes around my ears and even my toes
I fell into the closet, it stuck to my clothes,
My mom called me up for breakfast now it's all over my cheerio's

Tape wrapped around my baseball bat
I even taped the tail of an alley cat
I don't think he liked my tape one bit
I haven't used tape for fishing yet
You can't catch a fish when you're tape's all wet
So I'll draw a fish and tape it on the fridge
Tape it's the greatest thing since bread
Nothing takes the place of good old tape