TARZAN OF THE EIGHTIES Songtext

I HAD TROUBLES WITH MY CAR, I LEFT IT DOWN THE ROADSIDE STORMY WEATHER IN A LATE NOVEMBER NIGHT I KNOW MY LUCK ONE THING YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON NOT A FARM A TOWN OR LIVING SOUL IN SIGHT STARTED WALKING, I'M NO GOOD CHOOSING DIRECTIONS EVENTHOUGH I TRIED A SHORT CUT THROUGH THE WOODS I WALKED FOR MILES, I THINK MOSTLY IN CIRCLES I GOT LOST AND DIDN'T KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO I'M TARZAN OF THE 8-TIES A THREE-PIECE SUIT AND NISSAN CAR KEYS I DON'T LIKE TREES I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS I 'M TARZAN OF THE 8-TIES I CAN 'T BELIEVE IT 'S ME STUCKED IN THIS MISERY MY CLOTHES ARE SOAKED AN EMPTY STOMACH TIRED FEET THIS IS NOT AAL LIKE JOHNNY WEISMULLER 'S JUNGLE LIVE IT LOOKED MUCH BETTER ON MY OWN COLOUR T.V. MAYBE ONE DAY MY LUCK RETURNS I FIND THE WAY OR JANE WILL COME AND SAY SHE STAY FOREVER HERE WIT ME UNTILL THAT TIME I 'M WANKIN JUST TO KILL THE TIME AND PLAY THE STARRING-ROLE IN MR. BURROUGH 'S FANTASY