Tetley Songtext

Tetley makes me wetley--an earthy herbal medley.
Twinning's has me spinning. (That's Twining's). And hitting and kicking double innings.
Bigelow blows like Maceo--has me going like a mofo.
Stash? Well that tea is trash, but at least it doesn't cost much cash.
Wish my wallet were a kettle, made of plastic, made of metal.
I wish my key chain was a mug.
(Subjunctive, dipshit!) Give me tea my only drug!