The Bathroom Saga Songtext
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[Spoken]:
Singer: "Sup, guys?"
Guys: "Sup"
Singer: "Hey I know guys don't usually talk in the bathroom unless they're drunk... well, I'm drunk, heh, so I'm gonna talk"
Stagehand: "Up!"
Singer: "You goin' on stage soon?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Singer: "Oh. Awright, well good luck, man, have a good show. Hey, you guys, uh, changed your name, didn't you?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Singer: "Sup, guys?"
Guys: "Sup"
Singer: "Hey I know guys don't usually talk in the bathroom unless they're drunk... well, I'm drunk, heh, so I'm gonna talk"
Stagehand: "Up!"
Singer: "You goin' on stage soon?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Singer: "Oh. Awright, well good luck, man, have a good show. Hey, you guys, uh, changed your name, didn't you?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Singer: "You guys used to be called somethin' else?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Singer: "Why did you change it?"
Guy: "New members"
Singer: "Oh-ho, hey I like your keyboard player, that guy's awesome. He, uh, and I got in a fight"
O-oh, I walk alone like Desperado through the door of the bathroom
Unzip my pants and mark this urinal as my house
I'm shakin' him, turn my head left and ask you when you take the stage
You answer, responses short and filled with unnecessary rage
I'm washin' my hands, the conversation ends right there, and I'm not quite sure what for
I begin to laugh, but I'm tryin' not to laugh too hard, 'cause I'm drunker than I've ever been before
What's the problem with this man that he's so hung-up on himself
Better take those men's magazines and how-to books, and put 'em on a permanent shelf
'Cause we both know we're men, and we don't speak in the can
So be patient, I'm not your typical guy
And I won't think I'm better unless you let me know
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
Well, you stare me down, the same way you stare at a crush, and it's that it's crushing you
And what's held inside is stronger than words
And then these girls can smell your fear like week-old beer, better know that they're judging you
'Cause I've tried your shoes on and they hurt, they hurt
I've told you, dropped from your eye
Goodbye me from this state of mind
I'm as changed as the whole ring around a single man's index
And all these rumors that you spread, they weave in and out of your head
But you're in my web, yeah I'm the widow, and you're the insect
'Cause we both know we're men, and we don't speak in the can
So be patient, I'm not your normal cat (meow)
And I won't think I'm better unless you let me know
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
We both know we're men, and we don't speak in the can
So be patient, I'm not your average joe
And I won't think I'm better unless you let me know
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
Strong as the broken glass that you walk on (x5)
Guy: "Yeah"
Singer: "Why did you change it?"
Guy: "New members"
Singer: "Oh-ho, hey I like your keyboard player, that guy's awesome. He, uh, and I got in a fight"
O-oh, I walk alone like Desperado through the door of the bathroom
Unzip my pants and mark this urinal as my house
I'm shakin' him, turn my head left and ask you when you take the stage
You answer, responses short and filled with unnecessary rage
I'm washin' my hands, the conversation ends right there, and I'm not quite sure what for
I begin to laugh, but I'm tryin' not to laugh too hard, 'cause I'm drunker than I've ever been before
What's the problem with this man that he's so hung-up on himself
Better take those men's magazines and how-to books, and put 'em on a permanent shelf
'Cause we both know we're men, and we don't speak in the can
So be patient, I'm not your typical guy
And I won't think I'm better unless you let me know
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
Well, you stare me down, the same way you stare at a crush, and it's that it's crushing you
And what's held inside is stronger than words
And then these girls can smell your fear like week-old beer, better know that they're judging you
'Cause I've tried your shoes on and they hurt, they hurt
I've told you, dropped from your eye
Goodbye me from this state of mind
I'm as changed as the whole ring around a single man's index
And all these rumors that you spread, they weave in and out of your head
But you're in my web, yeah I'm the widow, and you're the insect
'Cause we both know we're men, and we don't speak in the can
So be patient, I'm not your normal cat (meow)
And I won't think I'm better unless you let me know
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
We both know we're men, and we don't speak in the can
So be patient, I'm not your average joe
And I won't think I'm better unless you let me know
You're about as strong as the broken glass that you walk on
Strong as the broken glass that you walk on (x5)
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